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story of me and polkas: made my husband listen to the entire set of weird al polkas on a road trip. nothing better

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eye contact, selfie (missed the first time, sorry) Show more

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Trying to make a Mastodon Pokedex! Reply with the Pokemon you identify as, one per person, first come first served. Boosts+!

-34C without the wind chill. staying home.

listening to weird al polkas to drown out office noise

anybody got serious recommendations for books abt job interviews? just bombed another one.

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Boost this post and I will randomly assign you a cousin from any of the available Katamari games!

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*cat voice* nice foot you got there...be a shame if someone were to attack it!!!

what smells like cat piss in my cubicle at work??!!

stuck in my head for hours: the opening theme to Soul Eater.

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I need to be productive today.

Free idea: I want a productivity app where I can input a to-do list and when I check items off I earn tokens in which I can “buy” cats and things for some cat world. Like Neko Atsume, but a productivity app.

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Here's your annual holiday reminder that food is not a moral failing. It's just food. It is ok to eat things you like.
If you worry that eating something you like will make your ass fat, please send me the recipe and/or pictures of your fat ass.

3 naps and a cinnamon bun for lunch, thank god for time off

how many baths is that, 2 in the last 2 wks, maybe he'll get used to it 🙄

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