"call for submissions: submit now and save 25%!"
ain't that some fucking nerve. you're offering me a discount on doing your work for you. and here i thought you should be paying me. what are you, some world famous magazine? nope, i've never even heard of you. wow. fantastic.
i mean i get that editing a magazine and printing it and circulating it is no easy task but you know what would make all that even harder? no writers
i guess you could sell notebooks or something, writers would pay for a lot of those