aloe ✅ @aloe@queer.town

arrested and sent to hyperjail for spraypainting "EVERYONE KNOWS ABOUT THE SECRET SERVICE SO THEY SHOULD RENAME IT TO JUST SERVICE" on every available surface

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he had their nose.

""Stylish" browser extension steals all your internet history"

https://robertheaton.com/2018/07/02/stylish-browser-extension-steals-your-internet-history/

I wish I was old enough to have a credit card when the internet was invented. I would have bought all the websites and gotten rich.

I'd have gotten all the major ones, internet.com, email.com, computer.com (now all owned by foul tricksters.) Also disney.com, because if you register a company's URL before they do, you're legally entitled to own the company. That's eminent domain, it means you're allowed to steal something if you're the first person to have the idea to steal it

when liberals say that the left is "becoming like trump in order to fight him," they're saying their biggest problem with Trump is his lack of politeness. this means that they would have no problem with Trump as long as he were polite. this is both unsurprising (given the history of the United States) and terrifying, because it means these people are likely to support a more refined, polished, competent Trump in the future. or (as usual) not be outraged enough to do anything about them.

swearing

for your consideration

Dungeons & Dragons is in the business of selling fantasy. Not the stuff with the magic and monsters -- the part where you *actually believe* that you and several other likeminded adults will be able to coordinate your schedules on a regular basis.

Why aren't phoenixes called flamingos

are humans *meant* to be tired all the fuckin time or

1. i'm going on a trip for four days so i like, better pack eight tops and six bottoms so that i have Options

2. i'm going on a trip for four days so like. one pair of jeans is probably fine

The next time someone decides to tell me that the reason things are the way they are is because of "The Free Market" I'm going to politely ask them if anyone paid them for this opinion.

And if the answer is "no" then I'm going to say "then why are you giving it to me for free, or is that precisely what it's worth: nothing".

If you're an engineer who's angry about what self-interested parties did to phrases like "Agile," "microservices," "SOA," and even "SCRUM," then just wait until I tell you about the history of phrases like "social justice," "triggered," and "socialism."

TFW you paint Spock. 🖖