The movie I'm watching appears to be an erotic thriller written by someone whose only experience with human sexuality is from a cursory Wikipedia search.
"Wait... something here doesn't look right."
"All of these silver keepsake boxes... they're all filled with pubes."
"Just like you'd expect, of course."
"Obviously."
"But this one... This one is engraved in Chinese."
"Holy shit. That is unusual, as normally one would engrave their pube boxes with an English message or initials."
