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Dumb lewd joke 

"Well spit on my asshole and call me mommy! I thought y'all said you weren't going to be able to make it to the church bake sale."

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1999: Hundreds of boys queuing up to go see The Matrix

2021: Hundreds of those same girls queuing up to go see The Matrix

Two of the plexiglass panels broke while dancing, and the thin metal ones were... well, a deeply unpleasant replacement. So tonight I got some half-inch mahogany plywood, operated a jigsaw for the first time, and did this.

I think at this point it has real Steam Steam Revolution Punk vibes.

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Waaaaait a minute... is nail glue just brush-on super glue?

I figured I'm not enough of a keyboard weirdo, so I decided to try learning Colemak.

I've was able to modify my keyboard firmware enough to let me tap my way back into QWERTY for emergencies, but after two days I now can't type well on either. 😅

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Trans, body stuff (++) 

Lately I've been waking up in the morning, getting dressed, and thinking, "ugh, these breast forms are a little much."

Then I remember I'm not wearing any and aaaaaaah! 💕😭

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my son, with this box of cables, adapters and dongles i've accumulated over my lifetime you will be able to connect anything to anything. use it wisely.

I legitimately can't tell if there's just so much nuance and detail that I don't understand about styling long hair, or if searching for haircut ideas online just leads to metric tons of randomly generated blog spam.

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Asking for Help, Cancer bills, Urgent, boosts+++ 

The bills keep piling in. We need help. Going through cancer treatment is scary enough without being in dept for more money than you've ever seen at once.

I don't know what else to do than keep asking.

We need to reach $10000 on the fundraiser to continue pay this (5304 at time of post, 4696 to go).

Paypals will be added to the gfm for transparency.

#TransCrowdFund #MutualAid


"I didn't realize you were a detective."
"Oh, I'm not. They just call me a private dick because I'm saving myself for the Lord."

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Fun Food 

I grabbed three interesting popsicles while I was running errands.

Salted Egg Yolk & Boba: Ooh, it's kind of like a custard popsicle. Frozen boba are, by the by, spectacular. Though I think Brown Sugar Bubble Tea pops are better.

Mango, Pomelo & Sago: This is my freaking *jam.* The mango is almost too sweet, but every now and then you get a hint of bitter and crunchy.

Matcha, Grape & Cheese: Why, god, why! Who dipped this in D-grade matcha? Why is the cheese just at the bottom?

Hey, I just met you
And this crazy
But I'm Memento
Hey, I just me you

Hey, I just met me
And this is crazy
No paradox now
New timeline, maybe?

I was running errands when I found myself next to a Daiso and thought, "hell yeah, that looks fun." I found the most perfect little magnetic capsule that's just the right size to hold a few sticks of chalk on our chalkboard fridge. 10/10, good day so far.

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so yea i forked mstdn-ebooks (since it's unmaintained) and did some bug fixing + cleanup + added some features !!

if anyone wants to set up their own ebooks bot, the most maintained (probably) version is here!~

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A lil' town for me and maybe some friends in the future.